Verse 1
Night after night, I was cruzin‘ the bars,
Lookin‘ for love, that takes me up to the stars,
every night I end up, down in a ditch,
using the hand for the itch, … Feeling

Chorus
Sad and lonely, me and I only,
grumpy and jumpy, horny as fuck,
Sad and lonely, me and I only,
grumpy and jumpy, horny as fuck,

Verse 2
Then one day, I met her at the mall,
it was love at first sight, butterflies and all,
witty and pretty, all leather n tattoos,
on her bike we drove out of the blues … It’s no more

Chorus
Sad and lonely, me and I only,
grumpy and jumpy, horny as fuck,
Sad and lonely, me and I only,
grumpy and jumpy, horny as fuck,

Verse 3
Back at her place, we made love through the night,
turned out she was, just sad ‚n horny as I,
after a rest, talking long and deep,
we were back at it again, No sleep!, ….no more

Chorus
Sad and lonely, me and I only,
grumpy and jumpy, horny as fuck,
Sad and lonely, me and I only,
grumpy and jumpy, horny as fuck,